I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly
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I still really miss you.
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Normal Horoscope:
Aries: Just because you cannot see where you are going, doesnt mean that you arent going anywhere. Wherever you end up, it will certainly be exciting.
Taurus: At incredible distances one can parry bullets. Good luck practicing.
Gemini: Today your lunch will be partially stolen by a bird that is way cooler than you.
Cancer: You used to be made of stardust but that shit was boring. Now you’re made of meat and you can eat chapstick until you die if you want. Stars cant do that.
Leo: If you clench hard enough you can disable gravity by force of will and just float away into a cloud of electrons.
Virgo: Dont romanticize tragedy. Romanticize victory despite tragedy. We killed all the romantics and by god they better stay dead.
Libra: Nations die when breakfast is ruined.
Scorpio: Damage numbers have to be balanced around the largest temporary flat buff that can be placed on the fastest-firing damage dealing tool the player can access, being used against the largest nonzero defensive value.
Ophiuchus: Venom must be injected to take effect. This will become very relevant at an unexpected time. Stay on your toes and keep your pants on.
Sagittarius: Dickheads are very good at avoiding blame. Its hard to erase blame completely, so they usually make you think its your fault.
Capricorn: Its illegal! Its essential! Its full of bees! The stars and I admire your resolve.
Aquarius: You are instrumental in the secret society of ancient cannibal lesbian alchemists. Be wary. Enemies are everywhere.
Pisces: Hey, you didnt hear this from us but, nice crystalline antlers.
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shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway
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"I just want you to hold me & never let me go."
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